A little chuckle for the day......

I almost bid on this fabric on ebay yesteray but then forgot about it  and missed the deadline. I am a sucker for anything blue and white  and if you throw a little bamboo in there it is an added bonus.   I laughed hysterically for about 5 minutes after I read the  description and the post script......enjoy :) Fantastic Vintage Hollywood Regency Style  1960's Remnant. -I just love this fabric! When I think of the most  typical pattern in Hollywood Regency  textile design, it's always lattice work. This pattern looks  like it's meant to be bamboo as well. It's a medium weight  cotton which would work well for a cool upholstery project,  like a set of dinning chairs, or a fun summer shit dress. -The fabric is fresh and bright, no damage or fading. The white  of the lattice work pattern is still clean and bright without  yellowing against the medium blue background. -Marked "An Original Print Copyright Bloomcraft"  and "Dupont Zepel Stain Repellent". - Measures 80" x 56" Please contact me with any questions!  On Feb-28-10 at 18:33:13 PST, seller added the following information:  I'm sorry for the profanity above. Of course it should read  "shift dress" and not the other. Since a bid is on the item  I can't amend my spelling!